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Here are a few lingerie jokes I have found and some funny lingerie related videos, why not add your favourites, use the comments below. We start off with some Monty Python...



A man goes into a lingerie store wanting to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit. "This is £200," she says. "I want one that's more sheer," says he. "This one is £350." "I want it even more sheer than that." "This one is the most sheer that we have. It's £500." "I'll take it!" The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her, saying, "Go put this on and come down to model it for me." His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks, "This thing is so see-through that the old coot won't even notice if I'm wearing it or not. I can take this back for a refund and he won't know the difference." So his wife comes out wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose at the top of the stairs. "So, how do you like it?" she asks. He looks at her a moment and says, "Well, you'd think for £500 they'd iron the thing."

Forgive me father....




Things you should never say in a Lingerie store
9) No Thanks. Just Sniffing.
8) I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
7) Mom will love this.
6) Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
5) No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
4) Will you model this for me???
3) The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
2) Forty Five bucks?? You're just gonna end up naked ANYWAY!!

And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud: 1) Oh, honey, you'll NEVER squeeze your backside into that!

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I'm home darling...



A man walks into a lingerie store to buy a bra for his wife. “There are three main types,” explains the saleswoman, “the Catholic, the Salvation Army, and the Baptist.” “What’s the difference?” asks the man. “Well, the Catholic supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts the fallen, and the Baptist makes mountains out of molehills.”


We all know how beautiful lingerie can enhance a lady's looks, but click here this goes too far!

A young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, "If you can read this you're too damn close" embroidered on her panties and bra. "Yes Madame," said the clerk. "I'm quite certain that could be done. Would you prefer block or script letters?" "Braille," she replied.

...and finally, don't believe her ladies, you can look as good or better.


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